If You Want To Be Happy For

My Eyebrows Could Do With A Trim.

If You Want To Write Something Of Length, However Modern And Radical, You Must Live The Life Of An Elderly Gentleman Of The 1950s.

I'm An Armchair Kind Of Guy, Especially When It's Raining, Which It Always Is And Always Will Be.

Reading The Play At Home, However Fulfilling, Can Never Be The Vivacious Experience That Shakespeare Intended.

The Outfits Come And Go But There Is A Constant That I Like About The Catwalk Model: The Snotty Expression.