Every Fight Is A Food Fight When

It's Weird To Make A Decision Where Everyone In Your Life Disapproves, Pretty Vocally And Directly. They Said, "you've Got One Year Left. Just Do It." I Had A Full Scholarship So I Didn't Have To Pay For It. They Asked, "why Don't You Just Get The Degree So You Can Have It?" And I Said, "you Don't Understand. I Was Trying To Figure Out What I Wanted To Do And Now I Know. I Have The Answer And It's Dumb To Waste Any More Time."

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

Whenever I See An Autobiography For Sale In The Book Store I Just Flip To The About The Author Section. I'm Like, "done, Next!"