Every Day I Beat My Own Previous

I Hope We're Not Just Human Garbage Drifting Toward A Big Sewer. But I Think So.

Mother's Milk Leads To Everything.

A Lot Of The People Who Keep A Gun At Home For Safety Are The Same Ones Who Refuse To Wear A Seat Belt

I Gravitated Toward Being A Funny Guy. I Liked The Radio Comedians. I Lived In The Golden Age Of Radio, And The Golden Age Of Television Came Along When I Was Still In My Early Teens.

Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?