A Pear Is A Failed Apple.

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.

A Dog Has No Shame. If He Can Do It, You Can Watch.

Just Cause You Got The Monkey Off Your Back Doesn't Mean The Circus Has Left Town.

The Things That Matter In This Country Have Been Reduced In Choice, There Are Two Political Parties, There Are A Handful Insurance Companies, There Are Six Or Seven Information Centers.. But If You Want A Bagel There Are 23 Flavors. Because You Have The Illusion Of Choice!

In Baseball The Object Is To Go Home! And To Be Safe! - I Hope I'll Be Safe At Home!