A Pear Is A Failed Apple.

The Next Time A Prostitute Solicits Your Business, Ask For The Clergyman's Rate.

Part Of The Pleasure Of Being Alive Is The Knowledge That You're Not Dead Yet.

All The Wrong Things For All The Wrong Reasons. Sometimes People Just Want To Feel Different. And So Long As Third World Peasants Are Poor They Will Send Us Drugs, And As Long As We Are Empty We Will Ask For This Little Plant.

Because We Were A Poor Area, The School Had A Small Budget And Was Unable To Teach The Second Half Of The Alphabet.

In Most Polls There Are Always About 5 Percent Of The People Who 'don't Know.' What Isn't Generally Understood Is That It's The Same People In Every Poll.