A Pear Is A Failed Apple.

Next Time You See Someone Sleeping, Make Believe You're In A Science Fiction Movie. And Whisper, 'the Creature Is Regenerating Itself.'

May You All Make It To A Healthy 100 And A Half!!

How Can It Be A Spy Satellite If They Announce On Television That It's A Spy Satellite?

What I Became A Comedian For Was To Get My Art Out. To Get Some Of These Feelings And Things I Had On My Chest Out. I Don't Care If People Believe Them, Listen To Them, Change Their Ways, Or Think, Or Any Of That Kind Of Crap. I'm Interested In Showing Off. I'm The Same Kid From Sixth Grade Who Stood Up And Said "watch This."

It's A "keep Your Fingers Crossed" Business, The Entertainment Business.