Mother's Milk Leads To Everything.

When Someone Asks You, A Penny For Your Thoughts, And You Put Your Two Cents In, What Happens To The Other Penny?

People Always Tell Me "have A Nice Day." Well What If I Don't Want To? What If I Want To Have A Crappy Day?

[on School Uniforms] Don't These Schools Do Enough Damage Making All These Kids Think Alike, Now They Have To Make Them Look Alike Too? It's Not A New Idea, Either. I First Saw It In Old Newsreels From The 1930s, But It Was Hard To Understand Because The Narration Was In German.

The Other Night I Ate At A Real Nice Family Restaurant. Every Table Had An Argument Going.

We've Learned How To Make A Living, But Not A Life. We've Added Years To Life, Not Life To Years.