Mother's Milk Leads To Everything.

And Now Gay People Want To Get Married... Haven't They Suffered Enough?

There Are A Lot Of Little Things About Our Bodies That We All Know, But We Never Talk About. That's What Interests Me. These Are Practically Universal Experiences; Nobody Mentions Them! Some Of Them Are Disgusting. Some Of Them Are Appallingly Revolting And Degrading Even To The Most Degenerate Mind. So Let's Get Started With A Couple Of Them.

The Only Person Who Is With Us Our Entire Life, Is Ourselves.

If God Didn't Want You To Masturbate, He Would Have Given You Short Arms.

When People Asked Me, "do You Get High To Go Onstage?" I Could Never Understand The Question. I Mean, I'd Been High Since Eight That Morning.