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When The Sun Comes Up, I Have Morals Again.

I Wasn't Funny As A Kid. I Remember Enjoying Comedians, But I Never Understood It Was A Job Choice Or A Profession.

My Ancestors Wandered Lost In The Wilderness For Forty Years Because Even In Biblical Times, Men Would Not Stop To Ask For Directions.

When I Played The Sahara Hotel In Las Vegas On New Year's Eve, I Got To Bring Wiley, My 85-pound Black Lab. He's Responsible For My Favorite New Year's Memory Of All: At The End Of The Show, He Ran Onstage And Then Out Across All The Tables In The Showroom, Sending Champagne Glasses And Gamblers Flying.

I'm Just A Person Trapped Inside A Woman's Body.