Even Now, As We Speak, People Are

Sparklers Are The Gay Cousins Of The Fireworks Family.

I Went Skiing Today, Too, Yeah. I Didn't Wanna Go. The Girl I'm Stalking Wanted To Go, So... I'm Not Kiddin!

Men Are Having Sex With Animals And We Wonder Why The Animals Attack Us. And I'll Tell You Why: It's Cuz Of That One Sick Man, And It's Up To Me And A Half-mexican To Stop Him.

I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

I Get Recognized, But I'm Not Really A Famous Famous.