Even If You Are Catholic, If You

...catholicism Is Like Howard Johnson, And What They Have Are These Franchises And They Give All These People Different Franchises In The Different Countries But They Have One Government, And When You Buy The Howard Johnson Franchise You Can Apply It To The Geography - Whatever's Cool For That Area - And Then You, You Know, Pay The Bread To The Main Office.

I Was A Jew Talking About Goyim Religion. If I Had Just Stuck To Moses, Everything Would Have Been Cool. But, Copping To Being Part Of The Whole Christ Murder Conspiracy Got Everyone Goose-stepping Again.

I Tried The Religion Scam In Miami, So I Know How Hard That Gig Is. But, If You Can Get It To Work, Starting Your Own Religion Is A License To Print Money.

Life Is A Four-letter Word.

If You're From New York And You're Catholic, You're Still Jewish. If You're From Butte Montana And You're Jewish, You're Still Goyisch. The Air Force Is Jewish, The Marine Corps Dangerous Goyisch. Rye Bread Is Jewish, Instant Potatoes, Scary Goyisch. Eddie Cantor Is Goyisch, George Jessel Is Goyisch-coleman Hawkins Is Jewish.