Even If You Are Catholic, If You

Once You Sleep On Feathers You Can't Go Back To Sleeping On The Floor.

I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

If You're From New York And You're Catholic, You're Still Jewish. If You're From Butte Montana And You're Jewish, You're Still Goyisch. The Air Force Is Jewish, The Marine Corps Dangerous Goyisch. Rye Bread Is Jewish, Instant Potatoes, Scary Goyisch. Eddie Cantor Is Goyisch, George Jessel Is Goyisch-coleman Hawkins Is Jewish.

You Can't Just Run Out And Start The Car Until Some Cat Invents A Car.

If You Can Take The Hot Lead Enema, Then You Can Cast The First Stone.