Even If You Are Catholic, If You

Life Is A Four-letter Word.

I'm Sure That Half The Buzz From Smoking Grass Was The Fact That It Was So Illegal.

If You Believe There Is A God, A God That Made Your Body, And Yet You Think That You Can Do Anything With That Body That's Dirty, Then The Fault Lies With The Manufacturer.

Even If You Are Catholic, If You Live In New York You're Jewish. If You Live In Butte, Montana, You Are Going To Be Goyish Even If You Are Jewish.

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