Once The Country Was Settled And Built,

Never Trust A Preacher With More Than Two Suits.

I Tried The Religion Scam In Miami, So I Know How Hard That Gig Is. But, If You Can Get It To Work, Starting Your Own Religion Is A License To Print Money.

If You Live In New York, Even If You're Catholic, You're Jewish

If You Can Take The Hot Lead Enema, Then You Can Cast The First Stone.

I've Been Accused Of Bad Taste, And I'll Go Down To My Grave Accused Of It And Always By The Same People, The Ones Who Eat In Restaurants That Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To Anyone.