We Advise Others Better Than Ourselves.

I'm No Good At Anything But Comedy, Which I Think I'm Good At. I'm Absolutely No Good At Networking; I'm Terrible At Acting; I'm Terrible At Dealing With Executives; I'm Terrible At Collaborating. And I Say Whatever I Want To Say. But I Think I'm Good Enough At Comedy That I Can Survive. And I Don't Really Have An Ambition For Money.

The Rolling Stones Reunited For A Twenty-fifth Anniversary Tour Last Week. Keith Richards Said That He's Happy To Continue To Do What He's Been Doing For The Past Twenty-five Years: Cheating Death.

A Lot Of Writers Come From Harvard And Such, And Are Rich, And They Write Under The Misapprehension That Poor People Are Stupid. So When They Do Write Them, They Are Hillbillies Or Rednecks Or Christian Idiots.

You Know, With Hitler, The More I Learn About That Guy, The More I Don't Care For Him.

There Are Two Things Which A Man Should Scrupulously Avoid: Giving Advice That He Would Not Follow, And Asking Advice When He Is Determined To Pursue His Own Opinion.