Of Course, That's Just My Opinion. I

Their Offense Is Shakier Than Katherine Hepburn After An All-night Espresso Bender At Starbucks.

I'd Rather Be Funny Than Wise.

When I Said 'we', Officer, I Was Referring To Myself, The Four Young Ladies, And, Of Course, The Goat.

In The Late Twentieth Century, Staying Sober Has Become Just As Much An Addiction As Getting Wasted.

I Don't Know What I Think Of George W. Bush When He First Got In, But I've Grown Fond Of The Man, And Maybe It's The Times We Live In. They Say He's Not An Environmentalist. But Every Time I See His Ranch On Tv, It Looks Pretty Nice. You Know Something, If We All Took Care Of Our Own, We'd Have A Great Environment.