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Other Than The Bombs They Strap To Their Chests, Ive Got No Idea What Makes The Palestinians Tick.

I Haven't Seen Someone So Overmatched Since Mike Tyson Tried To Recite The Alphabet.

Americans Stick Their Nose Where It Doesn't Belong More Than Cyrano De Bergerac Giving Head.

Xenophobia Doesn't Benefit Anybody Unless You're Playing High-stakes Scrabble.

In Regards To Oral Roberts' Claim That God Told Him That He Would Die Unless He Received $20 Million By March, God's Lawyers Have Stated That Their Client Has Not Spoken With Roberts For Several Years. Off The Record, God Has Stated That 'if I Had Wanted To Ice The Little Toad, I Would Have Done It A Long Time Ago.