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Never Ever Discount The Idea Of Marriage. Sure, Someone Might Tell You That Marriage Is Just A Piece Of Paper. Well, So Is Money, And What's More Life-affirming Than Cold, Hard Cash?

The Only Way The French Are Going In Is If We Tell Them We Found Truffles In Iraq.

Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me For Getting It Right The First Time.

What Is Guilt? Guilt Is The Pledge Drive Constantly Hammering In Our Heads That Keeps Us From Fully Enjoying The Show. Guilt Is The Reason They Put The Articles In Playboy.

Companionate Conservatism - Making The Streets Safer Before People Are Kicked Out Onto Them.