Eating Liver Out Of A Cow's Body

I Would Never Teach A Child Of Mine To Be Kind To A Cop Who Would Shoot You In The Back Of The Head. I Would Never Have That Conversation Because Children Don't Hear What You Mean, They Hear What You Say.

I Would Have Painted The White House Black. I Would Have!

When You've Got Something Really Good, You Don't Have To Force It On People. They Will Steal It!

Once I Realised The Value Of Making People Laugh, I Got Very Good At It. Fast.

If You Take 12 Waters From The Coconut - Not The Ones You Buy In The Store, Although That's Good - But The Fresh Coconuts, The Little Brown Ones With The Three Eyes, If You Take 12 Of Those Within 24 Hours, Your Blood Will Go Back To The Way It Was When You Were Born.