When I Lost My Rifle, The Army

It Was An Unwritten Law That Black Comics Were Not Permitted To Work White Nightclubs. You Could Sing And You Could Dance, But You Couldn't Stand Flat-footed And Talk; That Was A No-no.

In Most Places In The Country, Voting Is Looked Upon As A Right And A Duty, But In Chicago It's A Sport.

What Happens To Black Folks Today, Happens To White Folks Tomorrow.

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.

Black Conservatives Have A Right To Exist, But Why Would I Want To Walk Around With A Swastika On My Shirt After The Way Hitler Done Messed It Up?