I Used To Get Letters Saying, 'i

The Only Good Thing About The Good Old Days Is They're Gone.

When I Lost My Rifle, The Army Charged Me 85 Dollars. That Is Why In The Navy The Captain Goes Down With The Ship.

Because You Make Me Laugh Don't Make You A Comic. A Comedian Is A Person Who, That's How They Make Their Living.

Black Americans Are The Only People In History Who Are For Education Instead Of Liberation. George Washington Wasn't Beating Up On British For The Right To Open A College! The Line Isn't "give Me Education Or Give Me Death."

So Why Would I Want To Call Myself A Conservative After The Way Them White Racist Thugs Have Used That Word To Hide Behind? They Call Themselves New Republicans.