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We Used To Root For The Indians Against The Cavalry, Because We Didn't Think It Was Fair In The History Books That When The Cavalry Won It Was A Great Victory, And When The Indians Won It Was A Massacre.

People Keep Telling Me About The White Race And The Black Race - And It Really Doesn't Make Sense. I Played Miami, Met A Fellow Two Shades Darker Than Me - And His Name Was Ginsberg! Took My Place In Two Sit-in Demonstrations - Nobody Knew The Difference. The He Tried For A Third Lunch Counter And Blew The Whole Bit ... Asked For Blintzes.

I Buy About $1,500 Worth Of Papers Every Month. Not That I Trust Them. I'm Looking For The Crack In The Fabric.

A Friend Of Mine Who Works For Naval Intelligence Said An Aerial Satellite Revealed That 1.9 Million Attended The Event In 1995. But If They Would Have Had A Rumble At The March The Newspapers Would Have Said That 75 Million Afro-americans Were There.

Coconut Milk Is The Only Thing On This Planet That Comes Identically To Mother's Milk.