Earrings Are The Same As Sneezes: Two

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.

And As Far As Actors Go, Peter Sellers Is My All-time Favorite.

I Would Like A Ship For The Hips, Please. Ships And Hips. Hipsters To Stir With Their Hips On The Hip Ships. And, Of Course, Hips. Yeah, Hip. That's Me. I Also Like Sips. I'm A Slow Drinker. A Sipster. I'm A Sipster Hipster Comedian. Yeah, Sips. But More Hips. Hip, Hipster, Hip Star, Hiptard. Definitely.

Someday I Will Tell My Grandchildren That I Lived In The Era When Ok Was Abbreviated To K.

Swimming Is A Confusing Sport, Because Sometimes You Do It For Fun, And Other Times You Do It To Not Die. And When I'm Swimming, Sometimes I'm Not Sure Which One It Is.