Drunken Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated, Except

Don't Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back Today If You Don't Want Your Clocks To Be Set To The Right Time.

A Human Head Looks The Least Scary When It Is Attached.

I Never Set Out To Do A Sketch Show.

My Favorite Fruit Is Grapes. Because With Grapes, You Always Get Another Chance. 'cause, You Know, If You Have A Crappy Apple Or A Peach, You're Stuck With That Crappy Piece Of Fruit. But If You Have A Crappy Grape, No Problem - Just Move On To The Next. 'grapes: The Fruit Of Hope.'

It Would Be Nice If People Said, God Bless You Not Just When You Sneezed But Also When You Farted.