I Never Turn Down A Drink. Among

When Have You Ever Heard Of A Cantor Or Any Artist Turning Anyone Down When He Is Strongly Urged To Perform?

Remember, You Must Not Sleep At The Seder. If You Do, Elijah The Prophet Will Come With A Bag On His Shoulders. On The Two First Nights Of Passover, Elijah The Prophet Goes About Looking For Those Who Have Fallen Asleep At The Seder, And Takes Them Away In His Bag.

If Somebody Tells You You Have Ears Like A Donkey, Pay No Attention. But If Two People Tell You, Buy Yourself A Saddle.

If You Listen Carefully, You Get To Hear Everything You Didn't Want To Hear In The First Place.

They Say That Children Become Men, And Men Become Children. Many Generations Have Grown Up, Become Men, And Gone Hence.