During Sex I Fantasize That I'm Someone

I'm Paranoid. On My Stationary Bike, I Have A Rear View Mirror.

For 45 Years I've Worked Without An Audience.

I Love Being Famous. It Validates That I Have Something To Say.

I Quit Therapy Because My Analyst Was Trying To Help Me Behind My Back.

I Tried Phone Sex - It Gave Me An Ear Infection.