Dude, I Didn't Say Jude Law Can't

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.

The Thing About Barack Obama, Just From Being Around Him, Is He's Cooler Than The Other Politicians, But Just Nerdy Enough To Do The Job. Like You Can't Be Really Cool And Be The President.

Only Married People Understand You Can Be Miserable And Happy At The Same Time.

You Won’t Be Able To Take Your Eyes Off The Next Four Presenters: Salma Hayek And Penelope Cruz.

If You're Black, You Got To Look At America A Little Bit Different. You Got To Look At America Like The Uncle Who Paid For You To Go To College, But Who Molested You.