Drama - What Literature Does At Night.

The Sweetest Memory Is That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done; The Bitterest, That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done, And Which One Did Not Do.

A Man's Wife Is His Compromise With The Illusion Of His First Sweetheart.

Musicals Are To The Theater What Wines Are To A Substantial Dinner.

I Drink So The Others Become Interesting.

A Life Spent In Constant Labor Is A Life Wasted, Save A Man Be Such A Fool As To Regard A Fulsome Obituary Notice As Ample Reward.