Drama - What Literature Does At Night.

Beauty Makes Idiots Sad And Wise Men Merry.

The Sweetest Memory Is That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done; The Bitterest, That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done, And Which One Did Not Do.

The Test Of A Real Comedian Is Whether You Laugh At Him Before He Opens His Mouth.

So Long As There Is One Pretty Girl Left On The Stage, The Professional Undertakers May Hold Up Their Burial Of The Theater.

Marriage Is Based On The Theory That When A Man Discovers A Brand Of Beer Exactly To His Taste, He Should At Once Throw Up His Job And Go To Work Inthe Brewery.