An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes

An Actor Without A Playwright Is Like A Hole Without A Doughnut.

I Know Many Married Men, I Even Know A Few Happily Married Men, But I Don't Know One Who Wouldn't Fall Down The First Open Coal Hole Running After The First Pretty Girl Who Gave Him A Wink.

The Sweetest Memory Is That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done; The Bitterest, That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done, And Which One Did Not Do.

Drama - What Literature Does At Night.

Beauty Makes Idiots Sad And Wise Men Merry.