Don't Take Guilt Trips. Take A Trip

I Was Never A Pipe Or Bong Man. That's California Stuff. I Was An Eastern Roller.

If There Were Only One Cherry Pie In The World, And Bill Clinton Owned It, I Might Get A Piece Of It. If Bush Or Reagan Owned It, You'd Have To Kill Them To Get A Piece Of Pie. That's My Feeling About Bill. And Bill's A Good Bullshitter. America Likes A Good Bullshitter. That's One Of The Reasons He Was Re-elected. Honesty Has No Place In Politics. It Would Throw Everything Off.

Why Is The Man Who Invests All Your Money Called A Broker?

Republicans Have Been Trying To Get People To Work For No Pay For A Long Time.

There Are Ten Thousand People In The United States In A Persistent Vegetative State. Just Enough To Start A Small Town. Think Of Them As Veggie-burghers.