Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do For A Body.

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.

Throw High Risers At The Chin; Throw Peas At The Knees; Throw It Here When They're Lookin' There; Throw It There When They're Lookin' Here.