Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.

I Was Born In August, No July, 1908.

Nobody Likes The Ball Low And Away, But That's Where You're Going To Get It From Me. I Been Pitching It There 50 Years, Away From Them. That Way They Can't Hurt You. You Keep The Ball In The Park.

Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

Money And Women. They're Two Of The Strongest Things In The World. The Things You Do For A Woman You Wouldn't Do For Anything Else. Same With Money.