Don't Let's Go To The Dogs Tonight,

An Englishman Never Enjoys Himself, Except For A Noble Purpose.

Men Who Would Face Torture Without A Word Become Blasphemous At The Short Fourteenth. It Is Clear That The Game Of Golf May Well Be Included In That Category Of Intolerable Provocations Which May Legally Excuse Or Mitigate Behaviour Not Otherwise Excusable.

Let's Find Out What Everyone Is Doing, And Then Stop Everyone From Doing It.

A Dull Speaker, Like A Plain Woman, Is Credited With All The Virtues, For We Charitably Suppose That A Surface So Unattractive Must Be Compensated By Interior Blessings.

The Critical Period Of Matrimony Is Breakfast-time.