Don't Let's Go To The Dogs Tonight,

Let's Find Out What Everyone Is Doing, And Then Stop Everyone From Doing It.

An Englishman Never Enjoys Himself, Except For A Noble Purpose.

A High-brow Is Someone Who Looks At A Sausage And Thinks Of Picasso.

Well, Fancy Giving Money To The Government! Might As Well Have Put It Down The Drain.

A Dull Speaker, Like A Plain Woman, Is Credited With All The Virtues, For We Charitably Suppose That A Surface So Unattractive Must Be Compensated By Interior Blessings.