Justice Should Be Cheap But Judges Expensive.

Citizens Who Take It Upon Themselves To Do Unusual Actions Which Attract The Attention Of The Police Should Be Careful To Bring These Actions Into One Of The Recognized Categories Of Crimes And Offences, For It Is Intolerable That The Police Should Be Put To The Pains Of Inventing Reasons For Finding Them Undesirable.

People Must Not Do Things For Fun. We Are Not Here For Fun. There Is No Reference To Fun In Any Act Of Parliament.

My Ball Is In A Bunch Of Fern, A Jolly Place To Be; An Angry Man Is Close Astern- He Waves His Club At Me. Well, Let Him Wave-the Sky Is Blue; Go On, Old Ball, We Are But Two-we May Be Down In Three, Or Nine-or Ten-or Twenty-five-it Matters Not; To Be Alive, Is Good Enough For Me.

Well, Fancy Giving Money To The Government! Might As Well Have Put It Down The Drain. Fancy Giving Money To The Government! Nobody Will See The Stuff Again. Well, They've Not Idea What Money's For- Ten To One They'll Start Another War. I've Heard A Lot Of Silly Things, But, Lor'! Fancy Giving Money To The Government!

The Essence Of Humour Is Surprise; That Is Why You Laugh When You See A Joke In Punch.