Don't Let Your Victories Go To Your

I'm Not Sure If My Parents Had Me Because They Loved Me, Or Because They Wanted Someone To Watch Their Other Children.

My Mother Was An Authority On Pig Sties. This Is The Worst Looking Pigsty I Have Ever Seen In My Life, And I Want It Cleaned Up Right Now.

Let Me Say This: I Only Expect The Black Media To Uphold The Standards Of Excellence In Journalism And When You Do That, You Have To Go In With A Neutral Mind.

That's Why Ears Have Cartilage, To Keep Them From Flapping.

My Wife And I Have Five Children And The Reason Why We Have Five Children Is Because We Do Not Want Six.