When I Was A Child, I Was

Parents Are Not Interested In Justice, They're Interested In Peace And Quiet.

On Many Young Actors That Don't Give Their Parents Proper Credit: I'm Still Waiting For Some Actor To Win, Say, An Oscar... And Deliver The Following Acceptance Speech: I Would Like To Thank My Parents, First Of All, For Letting Me Live.

You Are More Important To Yourself Than You Think You Are.

My Father Would Pass Gas And Then Blame It On Imaginary Animals.

Mediocre People Are The Most Dangerous People In The World.