Don't Have A Cow, Man.

I'm Better Than Dirt. Well, Most Kinds Of Dirt, Not That Fancy Store-bought Dirt... I Can't Compete With That Stuff.

Since I Was There In The Very Beginning, I Know The History Of The Characters. So, I Make Comments About The Tone And Sometimes Remind The Writers That We've Done That Before.

Weaseling Out Of Things Is Important To Learn. It's What Separates Us From The Animals... Except The Weasel.

Of Course I’ve Gone Mad With Power! Have You Ever Tried Going Mad Without Power? It’s Boring And No One Listens To You! — Russ Cargill

English? Who Needs That? I'm Never Going To England.