Oh, Loneliness And Cheeseburgers Are A Dangerous

I've Conducted An Experiment On My Kids. Instead Of Denying Them Access To Media, I've Encouraged It. They Read Comic Books, Play Nintendo And Watch Way Too Much Tv.

Families Are About Love Overcoming Emotional Torture.

Love Is A Snowmobile Racing Across The Tundra And Then Suddenly It Flips Over, Pinning You Underneath. At Night, The Ice Weasels Come.

This Doesn't Happen In America! Maybe Ohio, But Not In America!" Homer Simpson

I Believe That Children Are Our Future. Unless We Stop Them Now.