Don't Get Too Comfortable With Who You

I Went To Catholic School In And Out. I'm What You Call A Recovering Catholic. I Have Many Major Issues With The Church.

Believe In Love. Believe In Magic. Hell, Believe In Santa Clause. Believe In Others. Believe In Yourself. Believe In Your Dreams. If You Don't, Who Will?

I Would Kick This Bad World's Ass If I Could Just Get On My Feet

This Is The Way I Look At Sex Scenes: I Have Basically Been Doing Them For A Living For Years. Trying To Seduce An Audience Is The Basis Of Rock 'n Roll, And If I May Say So, I'm Pretty Good At It...plus, Being Married And Monogamous, It's The Closest Thing I Can Do To Having Sex Without Getting In Trouble For It...the Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.

If You Wanted To Torture Me, You'd Tie Me Down And Force Me To Watch Our First Five Videos.