I Don't Work Well Outside The Lines;

There's A Vintage Which Comes With Age And Experience.

The Rolling Stones Set The Bar To Where I Look To As A Band. But I Don't Envision Myself Touring In The Way They Do. My Knees Won't Hold Out.

This Is The Way I Look At Sex Scenes: I Have Basically Been Doing Them For A Living For Years. Trying To Seduce An Audience Is The Basis Of Rock 'n Roll, And If I May Say So, I'm Pretty Good At It...plus, Being Married And Monogamous, It's The Closest Thing I Can Do To Having Sex Without Getting In Trouble For It...the Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.

I Would Kick This Bad World's Ass If I Could Just Get On My Feet

For Years, I've Had A Hankering For The Portrait Of Benjamin Franklin By Joseph Duplessis. Franklin Is Credited With So Many Inventions: The Postal System, Lightning Rods, The Constitution. He Was A Rock Star Before There Was Such A Thing.