Map Out Your Future, But Do It

The Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.

Elton John Said To Me, "i Have All The Negatives."

If People Have To Tell You How Successful They Are, They Really Aren't That Successful.

Some Of My Best Friends Are Gay Guys, And They Said, "you're So Straight, We're Not Interested."

You're Never Going To See The Fat Elvis In Me. People I Admired Like Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix And John Belushi All Died At 27. I've Got Jeans Older Than That.