Don't Get Me Wrong, I Like To

I'm Not The Comic Of The Generation, I'm Not Even The Funniest Guy In My Family.

Women Have All The Power Because Women Have All The Vaginas.

I Masturbate! I Do It Like I Think If I Keep Doing It, I'm Gonna Win Something.

A Joke Is A Joke, And People Put Too Much Meaning Behind It. They React To It In The Wrong Way. I Mean, You Can Boo Or Laugh, And That's Pretty Much What You're Supposed To Do With Jokes. You're Not Supposed To Take It Any Further Than That.

I've Never Had A Surprise Birthday Party. I've Had Every Other Type Of Surprise. I've Had Surprise Beatings, Surprise Drug Tests, Surprise Daughter I Think.