When It Came To Writing About Wine,

An Economist Is A Man Who Knows A Hundred Ways Of Making Love But Doesn't Know Any Women.

When I Got To The Hospice I Was Under The Impression It Would Be A Two- Or Three-week Stay. But Here I Still Am, Six Weeks Later, And I've Gotten So Well Medicare Won't Pay For Me Anymore.

Sharing Our Depressions Felt Like Having Survived A War. The Experience Bonds You To The Other Person For Life.

I Always Wanted To Get Into Politics, But I Was Never Light Enough To Make The Team.

Television Has A Real Problem. They Have No Page Two. Consequently Every Big Story Gets The Same Play And Comes Across To The Viewer As A Really Big, Scary One.