Don’t Do Your Best, Do My Best.

I Have No Connection With Hollywood. I'm Not Interested. I Don't Care.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

I Had Two Thoughts About It. One Was I Could Do That, And The Next One Was I'll Never Get To Do That.

I Don’t Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody.

[giving Welfare To Poor People] Is The Equivalent Of The Government Sending [fat People] A Jumbo Bag Of Bugles In The Mail Twice A Month.