I'm Not Comically Oriented. I Get Angry

I Think If You Create Something And You Get An Audience For It, Then The Monetization Part Is Really Secondary.

That's The Thing I Love About Sports: Sports Force You To Quit. You Can't Pursue Your Dream Till You're 46. When It Comes To Acting, Writing, Comedy, Nobody Ever Stops You.

If You're Conservative In Hollywood, You're On A List Of People Who Need To Be Put In Their Place.

California Is Like The Hot Blond High School Chick Who's Been Getting By On Her Looks, But Now She's 45 And Falling Apart.

I Saw A Commercial For The Maxi Pads For The Bigger Gals They're Making Now. That Was A Nice Visual While I Was Eating.