Doesn't Know Much, But Leads The League

And Now The Lads And Lasses, Following The Example Of The Birds, Bill And Coo Together.

I Never Had A Man Come To Me For Advice Yet, But What I Soon Discovered That He Thought More Of His Own Opinion Than He Did Of Mine.

Words Are Often Seen Hunting For An Idea, But Ideas Are Never Seen Hunting For Words.

The Miser And The Glutton Are Two Facetious Buzzards: One Hides His Store, And The Other Stores His Hide.

In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.