Does College Pay? They Do If You

We Always Want The Best Man To Win An Election. Unfortunately, He Never Runs.

Say, Did You Read What This Writer Just Dug Up In George Washington's Diary? I Was So Ashamed I Sat Up All Night Reading It.

You Never Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression.

Instead Of Giving Money To Found Colleges To Promote Learning, Why Don't They Pass A Constitutional Amendment Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything? If It Works As Good As The Prohibition One Did, Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.

If You Ever Injected Truth Into Politics You Would Have No Politics.