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It Is Awful Hard To Get People Interested In Corruption Unless They Can Get Some Of It.

One Of These Days They Are Going To Remove So Much Of The 'hooey' And The Thousands Of Things The Schools Have Become Clogged Up With, And We Will Find That We Can Educate Our Broods For About One-tenth Of The Price And Learn 'em Something That They Might Accidentally Use After They Escape.

We Cuss Congress, And We Joke About 'em, But They Are All Good Fellows At Heart, And If They Wasn't In Congress, Why, They Would Be Doing Something Else Against Us That Might Be Even Worse.

We Will Never Have True Civilization Until We Have Learned To Recognize The Rights Of Others.

Steak On The Plate Went Up. Steak On The Hoof Went Down.