Being Young Is Beautiful, But Being Old

A Conference Is Just An Admission That You Want Somebody To Join You In Your Troubles.

Farmers Have About Given Up Hope Of Getting Farm Relief And Have Decided To Fertilize Instead.

My Forefathers Didn't Come Over On The Mayflower, But They Met The Boat.

Fanatical Religion Driven To A Certain Point Is Almost As Bad As None At All, But Not Quite.

There Is Something About A Republican That You Can Only Stand Him Just So Long; And On The Other Hand, There Is Something About A Democrat That You Can't Stand Him Quite That Long.