Being Young Is Beautiful, But Being Old

Politics Are Receiving A Lot Of Attention Because We Have Nothing Else To Interest Us. No Nation In The History Of The World Was Ever Sitting As Pretty. If We Want Anything, All We Have To Do Is Go And Buy It On Credit. So That Leaves Us Without Any Economic Problem Whatever, Except Perhaps Some Day To Have To Pay For Them. But We Are Certainly Not Thinking About That This Early.

This Country Has Come To Feel The Same When Congress Is In Session As When The Baby Gets Hold Of A Hammer.

We Don't Give Our Criminals Much Punishment, But We Sure Give 'em Plenty Of Publicity.

When Ignorance Gets Started It Knows No Bounds.

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.