Being Young Is Beautiful, But Being Old

Nobody Wants To Be Called Common People, Especially Common People.

Don't Gamble; Take All Your Savings And Buy Some Good Stock And Hold It Till It Goes Up, Then Sell It. If It Don't Go Up, Don't Buy It.

Horses Raise What The Farmer Eats And Eats What The Farmer Raises. You Can't Plow The Ground And Get Gasoline.

Sometimes People Deserve A High Five, In The Face, With A Chair.

When A Fellow Ain't Got Much Mind, It Don't Take Him Long To Make It Up.