Do You Know Why It's So Hard

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Father Encourages You To Quit School Because Larry Has An Opening On The Lube Rack.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Coffee Table Used To Be A Telephone Cable Spool.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.

My Wife Is So Analytical With Raising Kids, And I Am Not. My Feeling Is If They Turn Out Good, Then That Means I Was A Good Daddy And Put A Lot Of Effort Into It. If They Turn Out Bad, It Means They Took After Her Side Of The Family.