Do You Know My Dream? I Really

We Resort, Frankly, To Pies, Which Is A Comedy Staple That's Gone Back, I Guess, To Since The First Pie Was Ever Baked.

Happiness Is Discovering The Prune Juice Your Doctor Ordered You To Drink Has Fermented.

I Don't Think It's You That Changes With Success - It's The People Around You Who Change. Because Of Your New Status, They Change In Relation To You.

I Demand My Right To A Private Life, Just As I Respect That Right For Everybody Else.

Democracy Is Welcoming People From Other Lands, And Giving Them Something To Hold Onto. Usually A Mop Or A Leaf Blower.