Best Nannies Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

I Don't Want To Live In A Nanny State Where People Are Telling Me Where I Can Go And What I Can Do.

She's French, So She's Teaching Them French, And Their Previous Nanny Was Spanish, So They're Fluent In Spanish.

Robin Williams Was An Airman, A Doctor, A Genie, A Nanny ... And Everything In Between. But He Was One Of A Kind.

I Don't Hold With Paddlin' With The Occult," Said Granny Firmly. "once You Start Paddlin' With The Occult You Start Believing In Spirits, And When You Start Believing In Spirits You Start Believing In Demons, And Then Before You Know Where You Are You're Believing In Gods. And Then You're In Trouble." "but All Them Things Exist," Said Nanny Ogg. "that's No Call To Go Around Believing In Them. It Only Encourages 'em.

Nanny Ogg Could See The Future In The Froth On A Beer Mug. It Invariably Showed That She Was Going To Enjoy A Refreshing Drink Which She Almost Certainly Was Not Going To Pay For.

Nanny Ogg Never Did Any Housework Herself, But She Was The Cause Of Housework In Other People.

It's Daft, Locking Us Up," Said Nanny. "i'd Have Had Us Killed." "that's Because You're Basically Good," Said Magrat. "the Good Are Innocent And Create Justice. The Bad Are Guilty, Which Is Why They Invent Mercy.

Nanny Ogg Knew How To Start Spelling 'banana', But Didn't Know How You Stopped.

One Nanny Said, "feed A Cold"; She Was A Neo-keynesian. Another Nanny Said, "starve A Cold"; She Was A Monetarist.

I Certainly Didn't Have A Nanny.

There Is No Defence For My Actions Which I Sincerely Regret. [on An Affair With Nanny Daisy Wright]

The Nanny Seemed To Be Extinct Until 1975, When, Like The Coelacanth, She Suddenly And Unexpectedly Reappeared In The Shape Of Margaret Thatcher.