Do I Believe In God? I Did

I'm Short Enough And Ugly Enough To Succeed On My Own.

People Say That Death Is A Part Of Life And There Must Be Something To It, But I Just See It As Bad News And I Want Everybody To Stop Sugarcoating It.

I Had A Terrible Education. I Attended A School For Emotionally Disturbed Teachers.

The Best Things In Life Are Censored.

For The First Year Of Marriage I Had Basically A Bad Attitude. I Tended To Place My Wife Underneath A Pedestal.