Do I Believe In God? I Did

I Took A Speed-reading Course And Read War And Peace In Twenty Minutes. It Involves Russia.

But What If Everyone In The World Behaved Like Me And Came Here And Shot Brisseau Through The Ear? What A Mess! And Of Course We'd Need Valet Parking.

Your Self-esteem Is A Notch Below Kafka.

My Brain? It's My Second Favorite Organ!

Paris Is A Very Exciting City. I Learned About Paris The Same Way That Americans Do: From The Movies.