The Best Things In Life Are Censored.

Life Is For The Living.

I Believe In Sex And Death- Two Experiences That Come Once In A Lifetime.

When You Are Dead, It Is Hard To Find The Light Switch.

My Grandfather Had A Wonderful Funeral... On The Buffet Table There Was A Replica Of The Deceased In Potato Salad.

... Years Of Insanity Have Made This Guy Crazy!