Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying 'nice

Don't Wait To Buy Land, Buy Land And Wait.

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.

There Ought To Be One Day - Just One - When There Is Open Season On Senators.

There Is No More Independence In Politics Than There Is In Jail.

My Own Mother Died When I Was 10 Years Old. My Folks Have Told Me That What Little Humor I Have Comes From Her. I Can't Remember Her Humor, But I Can Remember Her Love And Understanding Of Me.