Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying 'nice

America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance Will Be A Novelty. I Will Belong To A Select Few.

The Only Way To Solve The Traffic Problems Of The Country Is To Pass A Law That Only Paid-for Cars Are Allowed To Use The Highways. That Would Make Traffic So Scarce, We Could Use Our Boulevards For Children's Playgrounds.

The Us Is Safest When Congress Is In Recess.

You Know Horses Are Smarter Than People. You Never Heard Of A Horse Going Broke Betting On People.

I Have A Scheme For Stopping War. It's This - No Nation Is Allowed To Enter A War Till They Have Paid For The Last One.