My Own Mother Died When I Was

Both Gangs Have Been Bad Sports, So See If At Least One Can't Redeem Themselves By Offering No Alibis, But Cooperate With The Winner, For No Matter Which One It Is The Poor Fellow Is Going To Need It.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

Buy Land. They Ain't Making Any More Of The Stuff.

The Only Way To Solve The Traffic Problems Of The Country Is To Pass A Law That Only Paid-for Cars Are Allowed To Use The Highways. That Would Make Traffic So Scarce, We Could Use Our Boulevards For Children's Playgrounds.

Lord, Let Me Live Until I Die.