Don't Wait To Buy Land, Buy Land

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.

The Reason Political Party Platforms Are So Long Is That When You Straddle Anything It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.

The Farmer Has To Be An Optimist Or He Wouldn't Still Be A Farmer.

I Am Telling Folks That The Country As A Whole Is "sound," And That All Those Who's Heads Are Solid Are Bound To Get Back Into The Market Again. I Tell 'em That This Country Is Bigger Than Wall Street, And If They Don't Believe It, I Show 'em The Map.

There Are Men Running Governments Who Shouldn't Be Allowed To Play With Matches.