If Elected, I Will Win.

Yeah, I'm Running For The White House Again. Well, It's Not A Run, Really; It's Sort Of A Brisk Walk.

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

Actually, My Wine Was Served At The White House Twice. Reagan Must Have Been Asleep When He Ordered It.

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.

Censorship Does Not Interfere With The Constitutional Rights Of Every American To Sit Alone In A Dark Room In The Nude And Cuss.