If Elected, I Will Win.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

Yeah, I'm Running For The White House Again. Well, It's Not A Run, Really; It's Sort Of A Brisk Walk.

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.