If Elected, I Will Win.

I Don't Need Adult Supervision.

All The Problems We Face In The United States Today Can Be Traced To An Unenlightened Immigration Policy On The Part Of The American Indian.

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.