Debt Is A Trap Which Man Sets

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.

It Is Easier To Be Virtuous Than It Is To Appear So, And It Pays Better.

As A General Thing, When A Woman Wears The Pants In A Family, She Has A Good Right To Them.

Human Happiness Konsists In Having What Yu Want, And Wanting What Yu Have.

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.