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There Are Only Two Qualities In The World: Efficiency And Inefficiency; And Only Two Sorts Of People: The Efficient And The Inefficient.

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

[science Is] The Literature Of Truth.

I Never Had A Man Come To Me For Advice Yet, But What I Soon Discovered That He Thought More Of His Own Opinion Than He Did Of Mine.

Woman's Influence Is Powerful, Especially When She Wants Something.